| Opening Number at Wings Awards 2004 --Part 2 | |
Jim Zielinski Writes "Forbidden Parkway III: Road Rage
2
FreE
TO BE YOU AND ME
(to
I Wanna Be Loved by You, from “Good
Boy”) – JIM
Tell me,
Have you picked up your toys?
Are your hands clean, and have
you…
Been a good girl or boy?
Tell me,
What makes a troupe de-ploy…
This type of prop-a-gan-da,
with joy…
They know it…an-noys…
It’s “Free to Be You and Me,”
Not “Zoom,” Not
“E-Lec-Tric Com-Pa-ny.”
Yes “Free to Be You” and HOW!
Right NOW!
Yabba-Dabba-Doo!
It tells us all WHAT to do,
Just like…a “Big Brother”
Kang-a-roo!
No grammar, like “Schoolhouse
Rock,”
Thank god!
Nickelode-oh-doh…
It’s not “Ses-a-me
Street,” now!
Though that would be neat –
WOW!
But the Muppets have beat IT,
aaaand HOW –
For “A-ve-nue Q” –
Meow, Yes!
Meow, Yes! Meow, Mister
Rogers, Meow!
It’s “Free to Be You and Me,”
Adults,
re-trea-ting to
in-fan-cy…
They say it’s okay to cry…
Well, GOOD, ‘cause we are
gon-na SEE cry-iing to-NIGHT! Chaaaaa!
TEE:
Now for a peek at the girly-men of “Pageant!”
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